That's right my wiggers, wiggas, and wangstas, it's once again Wigga Wednesday. This week is a good one too homies. Today we salute my man the one the only B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted. This cat is wigga to the fullest. Ill rhymes, dope clothes, wigger be crazy. Peep his steelo, and feel his flava you don't get much more wigga than this.
Yo check out those 40s kid, this wigga bout to set it off. Feeling them chains and that visor too my wigger.
That's right this video is what I call a "thanks mom" video. This lil wigga showing off all his fresh gear, while looking like a lil gay Mac Miller. Get off his dick kid, your sweater may say illest, but you thie whitest. Thanks for the good wood momz. Stay fresh my wiggers. Oh yeah snapbacks my wigga. This here for all you keeping score is a more evolved, fashion type wigger, not sure if he raps or not I will keep you posted. Stay fresh.
Congratulations my wigga. Young Stunna aka Stunna Boy ya herd is our first inductee into the wigga/wigger hall of fame here at Wigga Pleez. This wigga is forrealz, wigger be crazy as shit. Reppin Cashville Money Squad. This wigger is got it goin on hats, shoes, f the hatas kid he got his own stoodio holla at him for time ya herd. Now if this wigga is acting he needs an academy award, because you will not belive dis shit. Enjoy. He spidermans them hoes with his knock off kicks, he writes so much he does the damn thing. Oh and wigger be slingin too kid.
2012, the end is definitely near and I have proof. Wiggas at Walmart, rappin kid. These wiggers are so delusional they don't know they white, or that it's not cool to hold down the parking lot at Wally world. The fat inbred leader is claiming east side mob, white boy. Just watch and enjoy all the wigga antics, nothing like wiggers rapping at wally ya herd.
Wigga Wednesday Ya Herd!!! Yes wigga Wednesday is again upon us. I know have been slackin but I been watchin rap battles on Youtube so. This man should be in wigga/wigger hall of fame. The one and only MC Serch. Jewish-American MC and former member of 3rd Bass. You may remember their single Pop Goes The Weasel, and it's video, which was aimed at fellow wigga/wigger Vanilla Ice. Haters gonna hate. Pop Goes The Weasel reached number 1 on the billboard charts that year. Serch regained some exposure by hosting VH1s The (White) Rapper Show, which I will be posting about. So here's to you Serch Woop-WOOP!
Wigga Wednesday Yall!! Yes it's time for another installment of wigga Wednesday, and this time I pulled out a doozy for my wiggas. David Faustino aka Bud Bundy, aka Grandmaster B aka D'LIl. This is an example of life imitating art, imitating life. So you have Bud who has his wigga/wigger alter ego Grand Master B right. But that is not where it ends, in real life David was also a "rapper" known as D'Lil. He released one album in 92 called Balistyx which had a single "I told Ya". So let's give it up for Bud, representin yo. I told ya wiggas.
Wiggas get that money yo. I love pics like this flashing those stacks. Dayumm son you must get yo hustle on. If this was any other time of year I would say he cashed his financial aid check or saved up his pizza delivery tips. But it's tax time muthas so get ready for a shitload of these pics poppin up on the interwebs. get your floss on. Also with tax season upon us by stock in fitteds and xbox games yall.
Juggalos and Juggalettes, wiggas or not? Juggalos I.E ICP fans get alot of crap about being a cult or gang or whatevs, but I wanna find out if they are wiggas or wiggers or what. This is tough I have seen alot of videos where they say they hate wiggas/wiggers and wannabes, and Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope openly hate Eminem so what gives. They fit some of they criteria and most act ghetto but what is the truth? I will have to interview a juggalo or juggalette or maybe ICP themselves.
When I'm Gone Wigga cell phone mix. This tune seems to be super popular in the wigga set. This cat just hits us up with a version on his celly, don't worry it will be studio quality soon. Atleast he gave us a sexy as picture to stare at while we listen. Keep it sleasy wiggas.
Damn Wigga! Sometimes wiggas be makin this too easy for me. Warning this is not a joke video this cat is forreal don't hate. Ladies hold onto your panties cause the swag is off the chain with this one. I love wiggers, wiggas, and wanna thank Eminem for everything he is done. I almost cried at this video no homo.
Wiggas love youtube, I never knew but now I do werd up. Peep this cat ill as hell, so much emotion and dig that outfit kid he must have read my posts on gear haha. Well anyways enjoy this rendition of Eminem's When I'm Gone.
Haha Howie asks this kid if his parents told him was white LOL. Wigga please.
10 Year Old Rapper Rapping Eminem
Wiggas in training wtf. I'm not sure but I think this means the end is near, these boys, yes boys they are 10 and 11 will grow up to be wigga lawyers, or doctors or whateva they become. I think it's gone to far, If these little dudes were my kids I would whoop dat ass, not for the rapping but for the style, no 11 year old kid is gangsta, he is just copying his idol. Be warned baby wiggas not all of you will become Eminem, parents do your jobs.
V-Nasty White Girl Mobs most ignant member and sister of our friend Kreayshawn did an interview with XXL magazine some excerpts below. She is known as the gun toting member and the one that loves to use the n-word well XXL hit her up about it:
V-Nasty
made a name for herself as that white girl who loves to say the word
n*gga earlier this year, and since she's been forced to change her nasty
habit of using the n-word, she wants everyone to stop saying it.
When asked about using the n-word, V-Nasty said:
"Now that muthaf*ckas is telling me about it—I don’t
know. I don’t feel like it has anything to do with race. I feel like
people use that word the way I use it. You know what I’m sayin’? If I
can’t say it, then basically nobody should be able to say it then, you
know what I’m sayin’? I don’t give a f*ck.
White Girl Mob V-Nasty's Nasty Habit Of Saying The N-Word!
I totally understand if V-Nasty was saying that everyone should
stop saying the n-word because it's not cool to say, but she doesn't want anyone
to say it only because she can't say it WTF.
Everyone should stop saying the n-word because it's wrong. V-Nasty needs to get that GED, stop worrying about saying n*gga and realize she sounds stupid as hell.
We're with V-Nasty on everyone should stop saying the n-word, but not
because she can't say it anymore, you shouldn't say it period! But I can still say and she is a wigga LOL. Interview SOURCE: XXL
Meet Lil Debbie of White Girl Mob. Well I guess formerly of White Girl Mob, apparently she left or was kicked out. Either way she was the DJ of White Girl Mob, and is a self proclaimed "fake ass rapper, stylist, model, blunt toker". Who knows who cares but she is a female wigga, wigger whatever. I guess she is viewed as some sort of fashion icon because of her vintage quirky style and ability to always be photographed with a blunt, damn that is gangsta. Must be all the rap shit did't get her as famous as her clothes she she is going indie, whatever a wigga is a wigga. Rock that white girl swag tho.
Get ready white knights! Kreayshawn is wack. This female wigger, wigga aka Natassia Gail Zolot, and former memebr of punk band The Trashwoman, is now the championing the female wigga movement. She even has the balls to say the n-word and call out other rappers, like Rick Ross. Kreayshawn and her crew White Girl Mob who I will tell you more about later, are all female wiggas. This chcick is wack and when the controversy wears off she will switch to indie all of the sudden, that is my prediction.
Wigga chicks? Yeah I said it wigga chicks, female wiggers, ghetto ass white chicks. Whatever you want to call them they exist. They are coming back thanks to a certain Kreayshawn and her crew of wannabes, whom I'll have a feature on soon, but here is a taste for that ass. You all know one: braids, big earrings, always down to fight a dude, and probably "dating a black or brown dude from another school, or the burb school's only mulatto cat. Either way they are wack ass bishes trying way too hard.
Now this one at first glance may seem to be a guidette. That's cool that is just slang for female wigga just now they are clinging to their "italian" roots. AKA there dad will be pissed if they date a black dude so they just date guidos, AKA wiggas in disguise but that's another post.
Queen Wigga, Kreayshawn, the less talented female version of Eminem, or just another female wigga you be the judge.
I know alot of you might be saying, "this wigga lil paisty just be hatin". Well yes and no. First I am real I am not a wigga I am just black on the inside y'all, and 2 I am hatin on these fake ass cats. So what they have all the looks, and flava, and swag. Shit they should be glad to have haters like me. Wiggas be whiling.
Wiggas in boybands seems to be a natural fit in my opinion. I don't know if it is planned or not but there is always one stand out wigga in any given boyband. I think on some level they all are wiggas, but let's look at the main examples:
1. Donny Wahlberg from NKOTB. Now strangley enough these og wiggas also end up being and or transforming into the badboys of the group. Maybe it's because they from "the hood" I don't know but it's funny anyhow.
2. A.J Mclean from BSB. Now this cat should be ashamed, first because he is a wigga lol but also he is a poor copy of Donny and he is obviously confused. I mean he goes from being supa gansta wigga to a guy liner wearing semi hard rock dude come on bro. If you a wigga you a wigga homie represent. Mirin them prayer hands to bro. 10 bucks he is praying he turns black.
3. Chris from N'Sync. Now we all know JT is a wigga in disguise, but this cat Chris was out of the closet wigga all the way. I mean shit this dude rocked braids, a do rag, a jersey and I think a grill all at once. Dayummm kid try hard much, sick dance moves though so maybe he has a ethnic uncle somewhere.
In conclusion it seems the wigga is an important part of a boyband to varying degrees. I'll have to do more research but I think we are on to something here.
Wiggas have many subgenres which I will cover belee dat, but first let's look at a G'd up wigga. This wigga be wangsta as f%#@. Better recognize. notice the fitted and the grill kid, and dat chain shit. Copped that shit at the pawn shop yo, straight sterling and cubic zircones. I will be doing some serious posts on coppin chains in the future. But for now enjoy this wigga in all his wangsta swag ya herd, and if you aint careful he def knows someone that will stick you son.
Wigga Wednesday will be a new addition to Wigga Pleez. I will be featuring a different wigga, wangsta, wigger or wannabee each week. These may include film stars, music stars, it will be a surprise so check back for the illness yo.
Our first feature for Wigga Wednesday is Billy from White Men Can't Jump, aka Woody Harrelson. Billy is more of a wannabee than a wigga, but whatevs. He is a classic example, white boy, baller, dating an ethnic woman, and owes money to gangstas. They dog him throughout the film but he's down, and he can ball yo, so watch the flick and give it up for Billy our 1st Wigga Wednesday feature.
Denim kid, you gotta have denim. Gotta be big, see hoodie for reasons, gotta be clean and fresh. If you arent pulling them up every 30-45 secs you are not doing it right. Rocawear, FUBU, Sean Jean any will do. Juts google jeans rappers wear to see what you should buy.
All wiggas gotta have a tight ass hoodie, in case they need to dip on the sneek they can just pop that hood up kid. For colors see kicks and lids, this shit has to be big though. Gotta be big so 1 if you packin no one knows, and 2 cause you want peeps to think you diesel as fuck. Also gotta have that front pockets for slingin, could be mersh could be moms hydros, it dont matter. Bonus points for any urban wear like FUBU, Rocawear, or Ecko.
Just as, if not more important as a wiggas lid, is a wiggas kicks. These will show peeps just how fresh he is, whether ballin or chillen, kicks are a must. They gotta be clean as hell, brand dont matter as long as they name brand. Color and this is important, must match your outfit kid no homo, you gotta match.
Being a wigga isn't as easy as you think, take a close look at any wigga and you will notice a pattern. There are a few key pieces you will need to be tru. Don't sweat it I'll hook you up.
Piece number 1, The Dope Ass Fitted. Team doesn't matter, rep yo hood whatever. Just be careful of color has to match your outfit, and respect the reds and blues homie know where you at. Must be str8 brim and too big, also if its kickin side hatch he chillen, to the back he puttin in work ya herd.
Well that sums it up folks, X gave his opinion, check back for more opinions from other playas in the game. Meanwhile enjoy all the wigganess we be bringin.
Nah it's cool we aren't makin fun of the rap game just puttin our own spin on it. I wonder what KRS-ONE thinks about this muff. Im just a nerdy guy rhyming bout what I know yo breakfast.
These here are the worst type of wiggas in my opinion. See he is ironically being a white rapper, rhyming about silly, kooky, white guy stuff. Doesnt wear the wigga uniform because hes not one of those yo, he is an intelligent rapper like Aesop Rock. This way he can play it off as a joke, if there are haters, but he secretly wants to be discovered for his mad skillz. You be the judge any way you color it he be gay.
We have to give props where props are do ya herd. Now we would like to take a moment to thank the man that continues to give hope to lil wiggas everywhere, Mr. Marshal Mathers! Keep spittin kids and be sure to rock Shady Wear.
Lunch time at school homies and it's his big break. He's got the look down and the tokens behind him, spit it kid. I'm guessin he only practiced this like 1000 times, "mom ill be right down I'm practicing my freestyle!"
This boy be spittin that fire! He is just lookin for feedback on if "he should pursue this rap game" LOL. But wait, did I just hear "puttin in work like a nigga in the slave fields". This muff is crazy, this is how you know this shit is outta control. Yo good luck on your record deal homie, and let us know how those ass whoopins are treatin ya!
This shit is real, Wigga Pleez is live and runnin and it's about to get tarbo up in here. We will be bringin you the best, whitest, illest wiggas, wiggers, wangstas, and wannabees there is. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
